Thanks Zack for the heads up on this! Redefining Action Hero: Bill Gates is Better Than Batman. Gotta get the knife, it's mandatory. It makes it more challenging. The film tells the story of a group of teenagers who are murdered one by one while attempting to re-open an abandoned campground, and stars Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King, Harry Crosby, Laurie Bartram, Kevin Bacon, Jeannine Taylor, Mark Nelson and Robbi Morgan. /Count 0 And the cabins? Even Jason's mom makes an appearance. Knowing that Jason couldn't have been the only enemy in the game, it's interesting to see the use of zombies, birds, and... even wolves to add to the mix. The review differed a lot from his earlier reviews, and started a small trend of cinematic reviews. (Looks around room again, whispers again) Because it sucks. He looks at a note saying “13 Elm Street” and walks up to the house. Friday the 13th Part 4 - Transcript By Hidemi Sakow & Barney Cohen. Freddy Krueger's clawed glove, accompanied by the "A Nightmare on Elm Street" theme music, comes up from behind the couch just as the Nerd wakes up and notices it. >> The Nerd: So I beat him, but he'll be back.. many times. The Nerd looks at the cartridge) Kill me. (character gets killed) So, I'm dead. Using his machete, he points to the "PUSH START BUTTON" message. The knife goin' into the eye in the beginning right away should be an indication of how... cool it is. I mean, I'd rather eat snot and diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's dick, and if you thought I was serious about this game--, (Jason Voorhees comes out with the Nerd in a choke hold, ready to slice his head off with a machete. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. (Tries to get out) Goddamn it. I go into a cabin, and right away there's another mannequin camp counselor. The Nerd: (opens map screen, and he realizes that he's been going the wrong way) Oh, fffuck! Why is football so popular? On the 13th of October 2006, James Rolfe, AKA the Angry Video Game Nerd, released a review of the NES game Friday the 13th. >> A caption reads, "TO BE CONTINUED...", then the credits roll.). It's not a shitload of fuck. Overview; Compare Editions; Lifetime Free Updates; Mobile From what I can gather, this was extremely close to being filmed before Paramount got cold feet. The day-to-night transitions are nice and smooth. Isn't this fun? Butterflies flock near the surface. Friday the 13th is not always an inauspicious day. So now my character's slower, I don't have any of my items anymore, (cut to close-up on the Nerd's face), and I'm back to usin' the FUCKIN' ROCK AGAIN. The camera pans to the Nerd, shaking his head) I don't know what else to say. So when Wolfgang bets Arnold that he can't do a few superstitions without chickening out. The control's so fuckin' awkward! (defeats Jason). History Talk (0) Share. So lets go back to the past and watch AVGN: Friday the 13th in High Quality! So, I finally get to the cabin, I walk in, and the mannequin counselor says "THANK YOU!!" Friday the 13th/Transcript < Friday the 13th. (Continued)". Voila! Your mom's a fuckin' whore. And even better, it loops over and over, so you get to hear the same thing constantly. |�[�����W���A��Ht���ă(I^s`0��U܁Ag����۠1��ӆ)�,���X>Aw�< �!�> AVGN - Friday 13th Part 2 HUN. /Parent 3 0 R endobj Friday the 13th is an American horror franchise that comprises twelve slasher films, a television show, novels, comic books, and tie‑in merchandise. A list of 12 films compiled on Letterboxd, including Friday the 13th (1980), Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981), Friday the 13th Part III (1982), Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) and Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985). Football. endobj As if the map screen isn't confusing enough, when you go into the cave or the woods, you have no idea where you are. /Fcpdf0 183 0 R /MediaBox [0 0 612 792] << Your friends are dead. endobj Friday The 13th Part 6 - Draft By Tom McLoughlin. 1 0 obj When you hear that, you have to switch to the map screen, and see which cabin's blinking. When you stand on a path, you press Up, and then the screen changes. The Nerd: Hear that sound? << Posts: 3: Sheriff Jarvis. Fantastic. The Scarecrow scene? 5 0 obj But here comes a game, like Friday the 13th, that just cuts the bullshit, shows some balls, comes flat out and says: "You're fuckin' dead... and your friends, too." /Contents 8 0 R Mike Matei as Jason Voorhees. That's cool. (shows scenes from respective movies) But that's another story. It's Friday the 13th today. 4:36. Game Over.". She has a knapsack, a freshly scrubbed face, jeans, and a plaid shirt. Arnold is up for the challenge. FL Studio. Péter Szombati. Friday the 13th: Part 2. FRIDAY, 13 7:01 60 Degrees We can begin to hear a small-town DJ OVER as a pick-up truck moves down the street past the GIRL in her late teens. Live with it. Friday the 13th 3d (unproduced draft) by Nick Antosca. The Nerd: No need for it, but, Friday the 13th doesn't have that problem, proving that day-to-night transitions can work when done right. (whispers) Get the fuck out. For Friday the 13th on the NES, a GameFAQs message board topic titled "Did you come here just because of The AVGN? It would have to say somethin' even worse. >> (At this point, Jason is beginning to get mad). The whole world hates you. (zooms in onto counselor) I love how they have no face. The surprising draw of 'Draw Something' Uudam China’s Got Talent. GAME OVER. (Throws the game against a wall, then drinks a lot of Rolling Rock. So, here I am, just... followin' the Yellow Brick Road. The Nerd: Alright, we switch camp counselors. v�Y�Y��l�4�$�k�PH��J?/�K�k�Q`P�j��fI-��?fl�eQ���9�ᅯ��֜e� �E�bx����G�.����|��x6�M!Y��и��M�v����?�4b�0^�`�xU#ĩ��j��1�jd�MЙ�FGr'[��� �1JW�5� �5ӻS5ՆFP��UU�K����N�����?�����ns�y;�eZJ�J�N���p��/��r�w�H���*Z��9ۤ���e�m�{`DGQ���S"�0w�6\6�. FADE IN: EXT. /Type /Page Well, everybody except for Arnold, who doesn't believe in silly superstitions. (Jason has him pinned) Don't kill me! Jason comes out once in a while to scare the shit outta ya. You're goin' to Hell. (The Nerd turns the game off, looks around trying to find Jason, who is found) Shit. (zooms in on Jason's sprite) And he looks really good in purple, doesn't he? /Parent 3 0 R Share. endobj With the tentative title Friday the 13th: Part 13 on the front cover, Guzikowksi’s aborted script begins at Camp Crystal Lake in 1977.